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DC New Years Eve Theory

Have you heard the theory about DC New Years Eve? The DC (standing for “death coming”) New Years Eve Theory was thought up by Theodore Preston. His theory is that on New Years Eve in the year 2012 will be the last day of the world. Since 1997, he has written 12 books about the topic, five of which have been on the top-seller list in the past eight years.

His theory is based on years of research, science, and the Bible. His idol is Nostradamus. He has read every book that the man wrote, at least three times, since he was eight years old and claims that every single prediction and prophecy have been proven truthful since the books were written. Preston says that although the dates in Nostradamus’s prophecies are not exactly on-point, that can be explained through the simple science of time and the Earth and Sun. He explains why the end of days will not be December 20, 2012 as predicted by Nostradamus and jokingly says that it is okay to make plans for things to do on New Years Eve in 2012. Preston goes on to explain how there are not exactly 365 days in every year, and how there are NOT exactly 24 hours in a day. These are all just very close measurements, but they are not precise. This is why we have leap year. He talks about how the seasons have changed over time and how they are about to overlap and cross over each other; he also breaks down the theory of Global Warming, describing how it is nothing more than a crock of crap cooked up by the government to scare people.

Although Preston is certain that DC New Years Eve is inevitable, he is still not sure about how the world will end. He is torn between science and the Bible. There is a lot of evidence pointing to floods coming, but the Bible says that the world would not end that way. He suggests that man will destruct himself with war, turmoil, and nuclear energy. His new book explaining his theories, How We Die, will be on bookshelves on December 20, 2012.

 

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